Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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