Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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