Just fell off a train. Bad.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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