I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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