it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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