I want to stick my p in your. b.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
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