sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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