I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I'm eating all of the evidence.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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