yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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