my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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