She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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