I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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