You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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