Three words: puerto rican gang bang
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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