he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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