garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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