I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
it's like iHOP with fire
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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