Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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