Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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