he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Randomize
