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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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