its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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