How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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