So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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