Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
It's just like the Real World with babies
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Randomize
