Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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