Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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