It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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