It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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