YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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