it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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