Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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