my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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