He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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