We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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