I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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