At least make sure they are 18
Why
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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