How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
