You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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