I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
