i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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