I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
