I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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