What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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