Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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