if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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