How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
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