spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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