no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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