as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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