i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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