Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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