i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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