He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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